tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128583729281346797.post2993154151530059529..comments2022-12-03T16:31:01.480+00:00Comments on Outright Ingrate: How bad is this exactly?puncturedbicyclehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05212233036487597597noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128583729281346797.post-81133000743410426802010-05-07T14:06:48.934+01:002010-05-07T14:06:48.934+01:00Thank you Stephen for your advice. I'm glad I ...Thank you Stephen for your advice. I'm glad I caught you before you got on a plane to come and kiss this gnarled old blistered toad. I will be dosing myself with lysine forthwith.<br /><br />Well done for getting drunk without pissing anyone off. My remark was just offhand silly gibberish about someone's name, just for something to say I think. The real problem was that she was far more sober than I was. I hope she learned her lesson.puncturedbicyclehttp://www.outrightingrate.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128583729281346797.post-24846679371457798632010-05-06T13:06:24.026+01:002010-05-06T13:06:24.026+01:00My weekend was better, although I did get drunk, I...My weekend was better, although I did get drunk, I didn't insult anyone. I consoled my hangover with a fritter, & then later, another fritter that was saved for the Husband.<br /><br />Coldsore: take Lysine. In tablets. Lots of them. I am sorry that your mouth is in bad shape. I was thiking of flying to London to kiss you, but now the deal is off.<br /><br />Out of date food stuffs: You should never read labels or directions. Ever.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05967985806955115917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128583729281346797.post-20634223318403178472010-05-05T11:51:20.968+01:002010-05-05T11:51:20.968+01:00Wow. Thank you Polish Chick for putting it all in ...Wow. Thank you Polish Chick for putting it all in perspective.<br />When I were a young'un training to be a hairdresser, I was applying some neutraliser to the mere three or four perm rods on the top of a gentleman's head (for volume! it was the 80s) and couldn't see the point of wrapping them in a ton of cotton wool like you were supposed to (there were only a few there for god's sake, what could go wrong?) and the tiny bit of neutraliser ran STRAIGHT into his eye. Panic! Profuse apology! (Also? I explained that it's mainly made of peroxide and watered-down shampoo, so it wouldn't blind him. I hope that didn't take any weight out of the apology.)<br />Which is a long-winded way of saying I'm sure your patient is fine, but it sounds like it was more traumatic for you.puncturedbicyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05212233036487597597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128583729281346797.post-3444730834494548752010-05-05T02:02:25.203+01:002010-05-05T02:02:25.203+01:00my weekend was fine, thank you, although sadly lac...my weekend was fine, thank you, although sadly lacking in alcoholic consumption. today, however, was grand. i just stabbed a patient in the face and then attempted to take the sting out by rinsing her mouth out with water, only to get her entire face sopping wet. the fright of first stabbing her and then drowning her was so great that i dropped the suction necessary to get the water out. in the end we all survived, but it wasn't pretty and i really really really had to work hard not to holler: "what the fuckety fuck is going on?" which is not considered professional.the polish chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09929281676865641560noreply@blogger.com